What would I do if I became ruler of the world… Hmm. I guess I’d start with banning plastic bags and incandescent light bulbs and go from there.
What supervillain are you?
Your results:
You are Lex Luthor
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A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
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I’m Doctor Doom, it says. Weird.
Your results:You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
78%
Lex Luthor
73%
Green Goblin
69%
Apocalypse
68%
The Joker
57%
Kingpin
55%
Mr. Freeze
53%
Magneto
52%
Dark Phoenix
50%
Juggernaut
49%
Venom
49%
Two-Face
49%
Riddler
39%
Catwoman
32%
Mystique
21%
Poison Ivy
21%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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Hey, for the sake of all us migraine-brains, please, PLEASE don’t promote the BANNING of incandescent light bulbs. Fluorescent lights are a migraine and seizure trigger. A guy I know goes into seizures after just a few hours under tubes. I once spent five hours sculpting under a color-correcting compact fluorescent, and for three days felt like my eyes were going to pop out of my head. It was the worst… ever, and nearly drove me to seek drugs (and I had to go to Laura R’s wedding like that). I’m way greener than most, but I would be the first to become a black market kingpin (queen bee?), prowling back alleys with the things lining the inside of my trench coat. What we need is solar, active and passive. And so much more energy is wasted in all our electronic devices that stay active even when turned off. There. I had to say it.
Well, I will give your objections their due consideration but I am not at all sure that I will accede.
I will also weigh in your kind ride to the airport to pick up my nearly-as-world-dominatingly-cool wife, Joanne. I could of course have taken my private helicopter but it does become a bit tedious, all that flying about.
Oh, and Bill, you do seem a bit Doomy… Maybe it’s that iron hat you’re so fond of wearing.